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EXAMINATION OF PARANATURAL TOPICS

EXPERIMENTATION WITH GLOBAL SYNCHRONICITY

SUMMARY:

As a test, television sets were placed in a variety of locations around the world inside rooms identically decorated. The hypothesis was that by identically altering the décor of every room, and then changing the channel in every room but one, that the single differing television would spontaneously align the incoming frequency to match its synchronized counterparts.

The experiment seemed like a failure, until it was observed that the agents responsible for arranging and monitoring these rooms were all experiencing the same emotional turmoil as one clinically- depressed member of the team (himself being located in the eastern part of [REDACTED]). Psychological examination of the agents proved the correlation. Interestingly, the phenomenon of Synchronicity did occur, but not in the way we predicted.

Refer to file 1-87-3452 for full report.