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EXAMINATION OF PARANATURAL TOPICS

TECHNOLOGICAL LIMITATIONS OF THE OLDEST HOUSE

SUMMARY:

The Oldest House imposes certain limitations on our Bureau, but by far the most restrictive is the inability to use certain technological instruments.

The Oldest House does not allow devices that receive or emit any [REDACTED] signal. Radio waves are the only transmittable signals in the Oldest House, and even those are often unreliable.

If the power of collective unconscious is taken into account, it could be that certain pieces of technology are too “new” in the cultural [REDACTED] for the Oldest House to [REDACTED] them. Similarly, these items have not been known to become receptacles for altered status. Technology may be moving at too fast a pace for the [REDACTED] to occur.

Modern technology tends to disappear and break here, sometimes quite violently. [REDACTED] agents have been injured by cell phones exploding in their pockets while entering the Oldest House.

Refer to file 4-19-1935 for full report.