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To Whom it May Concern,

I am being contacted by the past Presidents of the United States of America, They appear as spirit guides, giving me their wisdom. John Adams keeps saying I need to fix America, but I can't really understand him. They all have a lot of opinions.

People tell me I'm imagining it but Theodore Roosevelt showed me how to fix my lawnmower and I don’t know a thing about lawnmowers. Explain that!

I have great dead men telling me about the past and the present. If you'd like to use my abilities to help run the government, please let me know. I know the White House could use me.

Yours in earnest,

James Bartholomew