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FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL

Re: The Furnace - why aren't we allowed to burn outdated paperwork in it? Seems like a waste of a perfectly good fire. I'm just trying to save you a few bucks and a lot of sweat. Usually people in suits appreciate that, right?

What is the furnace even heating? And who's in charge of it anyway? It’s always lit but I never see anyone tending to it. And the noise it makes, isn't it a little... I don’t know, off? I mean I can’t be the only one who hears that weird wheezing or whatever it is.

Someone should take a look at that thing. Might be time for a replacement.