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FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL

RE-INFORMATION CAMPAIGN SUMMARY OF WILLOW AWE

National news sites have begun publishing the story of the polar bear attack on the Alaskan town. You all know I don't like to boast, but claiming that the family was killed by migrating polar bears desperate for food because their ecosystem is being ruined by global warming was a stroke of genius. Using current ecological concerns makes the public much less likely to [REDACTED].

So, another AWE behind us and the public is none the wiser. Well done, everyone. It was a strong campaign and perfectly executed. This doesn’t mean we can stop monitoring [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] for any off-message opinions, but it’s looking like we're in the clear.

Tommasi out!