No Smoking Reminder

No Smoking Reminder
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FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL
All Bureau personnel are reminded to kindly NOT SMOKE in the Quarry.
Even though the Quarry area is technically an outdoor space, it is still a part of the Bureau and therefore the no smoking rule does apply.
Not only is it considerate towards your fellow employees to refrain from inflicting the harm of second-hand smoke, it is also prudent to avoid any risk of gas fires, unforeseen Threshold reactions, and possible creation of altered receptacles (UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD CIGARETTE BUTTS BE LEFT IN THE QUARRY).
Thank you for your understanding.