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Mr. Govurner,

I called the police, but they never come to my house. I got a problem and you got to send folk to fix it.

I got my wife one of them singing fish on the walls. It’s not a real fish. It sings when you hit a button. But it’s got the Devil in it. It flies around at night and sings Devil songs. Says lots of cuss words.

The Devil got in my house cuz of the fish and you got to come handle it. My wife is real upsit. When can you come?

Sinseerly,

Dwayne Barr