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FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL

It's clear no one is coming. We're running out of ideas and supplies. We tried going into the caves to find anything edible, but all we found were noxious gases and endless pits. The crystals only let us go one way, even though we could see the caves branched out. We did find some weird spikey pillar. I only got a glimpse of it before the Astral Spikes attacked. There were a few of them this time. We lost a lot of people. There are only six of us left. 

We didn't ask for this. We didn't want to come down here. I'm convinced something brought us here. The others say I'm going nuts, but it's clear that this was no House Shift. Shifts slide a bathroom a sector over, or rotate a hallway, they don't drop full divisions into some caves. We were brought here. I know it. 

But for what? Why tear us away from our lives just to torture us? If this is some sort of test or mission, then here's some advice for whoever's running it: give clearer instructions next time. 

I hope these notes are a good read for whatever Ranger finds them. Fuck you. Put that in your report. 

–Gibbs