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FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL

To ALL Dimensional Research staff,

I’ve heard that numerous people have been complaining about the sand piled up around Dimensional Research. This sand is precious research material form a foreign dimension and will be examined more thoroughly when I have the time. If you attempt to clean or dispose of this sand, I will bar you from any future research endeavor! You will spend the rest of your career licking envelopes in a cubicle staring at a cat poster!

DO NOT TOUCH MY SAND!

- Dr. Darling