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Dear Science,

There's a person in my pet salamander. He has human eyes. Why doesn't anyone else see him?

I think it's like werewolves but with every animal. Weredogs, werecats, wereotters, werebutterflies, were-everything. There are people inside and they can't get out. They're stuck in the animal body. It's not ALL animals, but it can be ANY animal. My parents don't believe me.

Maybe this has happened before? I thought you would know. 

Sincerely, 

John Lomaine