Work Chat: Dead Dog

Work Chat: Dead Dog
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FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL
I see your creepy teeth delivery and raise you a dead dog. Yeah, like a straight up deceased dog. Had a collar on it and everything. It’d been rotting in that box since they packed it up. Go ahead and imagine how that smelled.
So don’t go whining to me. I wish I got to watch a parade of human teeth.