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FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL

Nadine, send this to Research for analysis re: my precognitive powers.

URGENT!

Dr. Darling,

Last night I had a dream. In the dream I was given the solution to a staffing problem I'd been presented with JUST YESTERDAY. The problem is of a confidential nature and must therefore remain unclarified here, but I can assure you that the method through which I received this helpful information was undeniably paranatural.

I can only draw the conclusion that I possess exceptional precognitive abilities and as such, offer my services to the Bureau's research teams. We must utilize my powers for the greater good.

Signed,

Mr. Francis Bertram