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FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLICATION

I learned a brand new language. The fish taught it to me. You probably don't believe me, so I will prove it. 

Hou-llilel, meeutti. Jer meellooabt eus oepman-eqqo. Quido? Kib quido urt-urt, pippo hurum eoolin req I bu-wit 1455 Os-pirrtrun Klob, HeNw 20222. Quidi wi-wip eoolin n yuum ret buozem quim xual-ten. Jebini-rog. 

See? Please publish this letter and maybe other fish speakers will get in touch. They'll be able to read my address, even if you can't. 

Jebini-rog, 

Larry Humbert