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FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL

Darling here!

Some of you were curious why I had these sensory deprivation tanks installed. I thought I'd shed some light on the subject.

Maybe some of you have heard of a Dr. Yoshimi Tokui, the man behind the hugely popular guided imagery experience tapes. Apparently his tapes go beyond the normal meditative qualities of such things, but create genuine hallucinatory visions in some listeners, or so the reports say.

We brought these tanks in to test Dr. Tokui’s tapes for ourselves. Plus, there may be some stress-relieving uses for the staff down the road. I think we could all benefit from some time in a dark, enclosed space, don't you?

If you have any more questions, feel free to stop by my office! You know where it is!